Day 94 - I'm Sailing Away
I'm not really sure what to write about today. The government is shut down, some crazy woman tried to run over the capitol building with a car and I can't find a background wallpaper for my phone that I'm happy with.
It's tragedies like these that really make you question the world right?
I mean, I've tried looking through apps, websites, the built in backgrounds, and nothing seems to fit. I like blue, but none of the blue backgrounds are quite the right hue. It's very bothersome. Moving on.
Honestly, who in their right mind thinks that they can run over a gigantic government building with multiple fortifications in a car? Really? I know, I'll protest the government shutdown by running as fast as I can directly at the Washington Monument and when I make contact I'll do one of those dramatic poses to enhance the impact. And when (not if) I break through the foundation of the monument, I'll do a perfect ninja tuck and roll and then put my sunglasses on and say "Picked up the spare."
The congress, I don't know what their excuse is, but perhaps they are also struggling with their phone wallpapers too. I certainly understand.
Today's picture is a couple of paddle boarders sailing away.