Friday, August 14, 2009
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Please, Kenny Don’t Hurt ‘Em

(The Panty-wetter solo in “Songbird” by the Maestro Kenny G)

You say name one soprano sax solo in the history of recorded music that is guaranteed to make a special lady’s water break. I tell you to put on this song and »» to the end, where Kenny displays a mastery of fingerblasting like the world has never heard. Go ahead, I’ll wait. We’re not allowed to listen to this track at the SongParts offices anymore. (Carpet cleaning bills got ridiculous.)

Price: No longer available. Too sexy.

I love songparts.biz, don’t get me wrong. But I take offense that anything created by Kenny G could possibly be viewed in such a positive light. Kenny G is clownshoes as Kevin Smith would say.

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