I have to revisit the Fox News thing again. This is what Fox News considers worthy of dedicating air time to. This. I mean looking past the fact that Obama was officially the President at Noon on Tuesday, Oath or not, well, nevermind, it’s hard to look past that.

Fox News, They report, I decide. I decide that they are not so much a news network, as they are a bunch of retards that Murdoch exploits to make money. They are the “Bum Fights” of cable television. I would feel bad for them, but they are very well compensated for their 50 psi air inflated brain cavities. Of course, that doesn’t make it right, remember, Porn actresses are also very well compensated, and they are also exploited for the profit of sleezy “businessmen”.

So I guess Fox News and Porn aren’t so different after all. If you watch Fox News, you might as well go grab a copy of Star Whores, it’s the same thing. Some may argue that the Porn option offers more intellectual content however.